Porter talks a lot now a days and he says some of the funniest things. Thought I would write them down
because I know that at least my mom will get a kick out of them!
Us eating
spaghetti at the table ( i had bought the
cheapo napkins from all a dollar):
Porter "mommy I am all messy! I have sauce all over me!"
Mom "use your napkin"
Porter "that napkin is too scratchy, it hurts me! I need a bath mommy, there is sauce all over me. Its on my pants and my chair and my face."
Playing with Toys:
Mom " Porter why
don't you use this block?"
Porter "Actually I think I will use this one, that one is the wrong color. I need a green block."
Mom "do you want me to help you?
Porter "
Hmmmm i
don't think so. I can do it by myself."
I still cant
believe he knows the word actually. Cracks
Cory and I up!
At
walmart while trying out the 16 inch bikes
Mom "can you reach the pedals?
Porter " mom I am bigger now! I can ride the big bike. i need this one. Lets buy it."
Mom "Maybe you can have it for
Christmas if you be a good boy and ask for it."
Porter "
I'm bigger than Theo, he cant have a bike. But i am bigger."
he went on and on about how "bigger" he was. I went and bought the bike later.. he will get it for
Christmas.
Meal time
mom "porter its time for the prayer"
porter ignores me and starts picking at his food
mom "porter fold your arms"
Porter still ignoring me
mom " porter we need to tell heavenly father and
Jesus thank you for giving us this food to eat or they will be sad"
Porter " oh yes... we
don't want them to be sad." folds his arms and closes his eyes.
mom " porter its time for lunch, do you want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or grilled cheese sandwich?"
Porter " how bout' eggs and toast? I will help you" goes over to fridge takes eggs and bread out and puts them on the counter! proceeds to push chair over and gets out pan puts it on the stove. Gets spatula. I resign to eggs and toast for the millionth time...
Some of his favorite phrases " hey, wait a minute!" " did you see that?"